My Custom Made AKB48 Senbatsu

I've seen some people do these before and I want to do one or two as well. Since there are roughly around 400 girls to choose from, I only picked my top 3 for my selfishly created senbatsu *insert evil laugh here*

So first up is the "48 GIRL THAT I WOULD LIKE TO DATE" senbatsu;

1. Maeda Atsuko - Though she had graduated, everything about her seemed perfect in terms of a girlfriend material. Her shyness is a national treasure but she never hides her true feelings. She's physically very weak but everytime I saw her like that, I feel like I must protect her. That's why.
2. Watanabe Mayu - Her face comes only once in a million years. I bet every single living soul will fall for her on the first look. 
3. Shimazaki Haruka - Everybody wants to date their oshi.

Next is the "MOST TALENTED 48 GIRL" senbatsu:

1. Oshima Yuko - Japan's best new actress. She was also said that her presence on stage was overwhelming. Even though her dance movements seems exaggerated but it was often dynamic and energetic. She can play the bass guitar and is good at sports. AKB's best joker. If AKB was a talent competition, she would definitely win.
2. Takahashi Minami - balance is the word to describe her but not because of her height. Instead, it's her involvement in everything 48. In dancing and singing and managing the group in between, she's inspiring people around her. Her vibrato is the best I've ever heard.
3. Matsui Jurina - after debuting at the age of 12 and being the solo cover of Oogoe Diamond, one can't simply forget how talented this girl is. She just turned 16 this year and god knows what future awaits for her next.

"MOST FEMININE 48 GIRL" senbatsu:

1. Kojima Haruna - She just reeks of pheromones with her well endowed bosoms and generous body proportions. No sane guy wouldn't want to take their eyes off her.
2. Watanabe Miyuki - Dubbed as 48 group's best fisherman. What more can I say?
3. Kasai Tomomi - Sometimes she can be quite annoying because of her femininity.

"FUNNIEST 48 GIRL" senbatsu:

1. Oshima Yuko - She behaves like an old man. Nuff said.
2. Shinoda Mariko - She tells jokes with a poker face to make you believe it's true. The way she wears her poker face everytime is kind of amazing.
3. Sashihara Rino - if she's with Kitahara, they'll become the best comedy duo ever. She's even funnier alone. She even jokes about her scandal and people were actually laughing to it.

That's it folks! My custom made senbatsu rankings. I will do more later if I can find time. Time for me to crawl. Sayonara!